Most Awesome

Though a proper (non-internet cache) picture may be forth coming, this is something that I have to impress upon because of the sheer volume of awesome that it is. Jessica went to Japan on company business for the duration of last week. That was fine with me. It left me feeling a little bit more lonely than I would have otherwise thought, but it was fine nonetheless.

And without even hinting at it, and taking me largely by surprise, she brought back these three gems that makes her superior to your girlfriend/wife/significant other/etc.



I mean. Holy cow.
Mouth agape and overcome with a sort of emotion that I recall having when I still believed in Santa Clause, I must of stood completely transfixed for almost 10 minutes.

Seriously, Jessica is more awesome than anything else. You can't have her. She's mine.