A mild diversion

From Michael Whitman and Magneto to Sun Tzu and Ryoko, though there are some thought digressions that only make sense to a heuristic computer, it's pretty smart at guessing someone you're thinking of.

Akinator

I even threw Hal 9000 at it.

...impressive.

For a complete balls out attempt I threw Fuse from Jin-Roh at it.

WOW.