A comment by my American Contemporary Literature teacher mentioned feeling uneasy with other people on air planes ever since 9/11. Though I think the chances of being hijacked are pretty remote there is one moment on our trip to Egypt that I can bear to echo.
During the leg between Amsterdam and Cairo we had to take the airline "Egypt Air". The flight team came across as a bunch of professional yahoos - military types. The pilots in particular exuded this calm sense of skill that seems to only come from that sort of background. They joked and held themselves in slack but alert during the boarding process. It was somewhat contradictory to their carefully attended dress uniforms and in comparison to every other flight team whom would smile and beam at the passengers that boarded.
I was somewhat relieved by this actually. As I knew roughly what to expect. They at least seemed to like what they did and military training, by and large, will separate the wheat from the chaff in terms of ability.
As we sat down in our assigned seats, Jessica and I in the aisle and middle seats respectively, we were joined by a strange sort of fellow. He was alien, at least to me, and ascribed to everything I thought a terrorist should look. His skin was incredibly dark and sun stricken. His pock marked face bore the years and hardships he might have faced poorly. (Was he wrestling wildlife with his bare hands?) He couldn't have been older than 40, but it was hard to tell. His clothes weren't familiar to me, being of a strictly functional sort.
He didn't speak a lick of English either.
It was akward. He appeared nervous. Though that might have been telling since I was nervous. Planes were hijacked around Africa all the time. On the ground the fantasy of being a hero "Passenger 57" style seemed idyllic. The reality, with my mind playing out various scenarios, was far more terrifying. The plane took off with a violent shove and threw into a hard turn unbecoming of an airliner, the flight attendants still standing - grasping onto anything nearby.
I imagined the pilots were high fiving each other.
I didn't want to offend him either should he not be a terrorist. I was keenly aware that my imagination was likely playing tricks with me. Though that knowledge did nothing to abate me. Just as well I did not want to come across as another loud ignorant American tourist.
We watched videos of South Park and American Dad on Jessica's Ipod. There were gestures and phrases that, in the presence of a man I could not talk to or know much of, suddenly became offensive and embarrassing.
Our only communication was through crude gestures by this point. At one point he had to go to the bathroom. He did not speak his request, but that was one phrase I try to learn in any language when I travel.
This was shoved from my mind soon as we were given dinner. Beef is what I and him chose, though I wouldn't have known it when he ordered in his native tongue. Jessica ordered the fish.
The meal was good, it was some stringy beef and rice, and he appeared to enjoy it as well. I gestured to him about the food and smiled. He returned the gesture.
Included within the meal was a square tray of a white pudding with presumably cinnamon sprinkled on top. Probing it revealed it had the consistency of Elmer's glue. Lending the recently earned good reputation the beef earned to the strange paste substance, I tried it. Dipping the edge of my fork into the pudding, I immediately shoved it in my mouth and savored the flavor.
And I reflexively recoiled in horror at the awful thing that was raping my tongue. It's harsh spoiled taste mixed with a bitter flavor that would not leave my mouth. It was in me and would not leave my senses. My tongue agape and tasting the air, anything, I grabbed my small beverage and washed it down, following shortly with the meager remains of a bread roll.
Jessica laughed, my stranger that sat next to me laughed. He apparently did the same thing when sampling the substance.
At once, this moment of communication and common ground, scattered my imaginary fears as though they never were. He was no longer the strange arabian guy next to me, we were the guys that hated the pudding.
Labels: egypt, travelling